I woke up this morning with a constant thumping in my right ear:

IT IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!!

Actually it's not that bad, just kind of irritating, like a non-stop muscle spasm in the ear.

Gosh, i hope it goes away soon! ><

Yet I didn't even get the chance to savor this gourmet melon because it is 3/4 spoilt.

I can literally hear the world cringe.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

For lunch.

Milo, my farting machine constipated for 3 days straight.

Poor mummy and clarice had to endure her continuous stream of atomic bombs ( mushroom cloud!) while me myself encountered one in the living room with the culprit seated just beside me.

Thank God i didnt die.

For all those people taking their A levels,

I WISH YOU GOOOOOOD LUCK!

GOGO! 2e2gang+sjie and brenda/ 8.1 gang/ BANG!ers!/ cornie family/ etc etc all the crazy nicknames (still have somemore meh?)

cant wait for YOUR Alevels to be over! so we can meet up again this time must have FULL STRENGTH REUNION DINNER!!!!

(steaaaammboatt!!!)

and oi bk! MAPLE!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

Work is piling up like shit in the only toilet in the entire world.

With an extra bonus, the toilet's clogged up and the plumber is on leave.

Yes, it stinks.

I would give anything to know whats going on in my head.

I never meant to cause you trouble,

And I never meant to do you wrong,

And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,

O no, I never meant to do you harm.

-Trouble by Coldplay

Goodbye Awesome Weekend.

Hello Hellish Weekdays.

i need to stop sleeping at 2!!!!

gosh i feel so drunk now ><